Cut out his tongue!
ooc,

Um.
My pc has been slow and lame so…it’s not been letting me come on Tumblr.
but i’m not blaming my pc, i’m blaming myself; school has taken over my time so….I think you guys deserve a better Jocard.

-

*Storms off to his cabin, and sulks* Hrm. Could of easily killed him…maybe even use his dead body for the crew’s next meal. Meh, I’ve had enough with my crew. They’re all cowards.

*turns and heads out of the cabin, and marches up to the helm*

ooc: i’m going to try and be on at least twice a week. C:

I just cooked some avocado & smoked fish…

And my crew are now full from it. (It is stuffing) But i have leftovers.
Anyone want any?

gentlemanjocard started following you

iamdavyjones:

Oh look.  Another “Pirate Lord”.

 …

Goody.

-_-

Oh, Jones.

misselizabethswann:

Aye, that sounds nice.
I can cook something as well, I am an excellent chef.

Oh, really?

That sounds absolutely splendid! We should invite Mistress Ching as well.

Aye we should!

Oh no not her!

Or not…

I’m in Tortuga when you’re ready.

I’m there. :)

(Literally,…

He stole The Pearl again -___-

Well, he is a pirate…but, why can’t he go after someone else’s ship? It seems like he’s always picking on Jack.

I feel the need to go raid someone’s ship…

misselizabethswann:

gentlemanjocard:

misselizabethswann:

gentlemanjocard:

misselizabethswann:

gentlemanjocard:

misselizabethswann:

After you’re done we should have tea!

Aye, that sounds nice.
I can cook something as well, I am an excellent chef.

Oh, really?

That sounds absolutely splendid! We should invite Mistress Ching as well.

Aye we should!

Oh no not her!

Or not…

I’m in Tortuga when you’re ready.

I’m there. :)

(Literally, the Ranger is docked)

Wonderful! I have everything set up on The Empress. You can come aboard any time.

Also, did you know that Barbossa is in Tortuga as well? We should cut out his tongue…

Good, good. I’ll make my way over.

And… Aye, we should! What has he done this time?

I feel the need to go raid someone’s ship…

misselizabethswann:

gentlemanjocard:

misselizabethswann:

gentlemanjocard:

misselizabethswann:

After you’re done we should have tea!

Aye, that sounds nice.
I can cook something as well, I am an excellent chef.

Oh, really?

That sounds absolutely splendid! We should invite Mistress Ching as well.

Aye we should!

Oh no not her!

Or not…

I’m in Tortuga when you’re ready.

I’m there. :)

(Literally, the Ranger is docked)

I feel the need to go raid someone’s ship…

misselizabethswann:

gentlemanjocard:

misselizabethswann:

After you’re done we should have tea!

Aye, that sounds nice.
I can cook something as well, I am an excellent chef.

Oh, really?

That sounds absolutely splendid! We should invite Mistress Ching as well.

Aye we should!

Oh no not her!

I feel the need to go raid someone’s ship…

misselizabethswann:

After you’re done we should have tea!

Aye, that sounds nice.
I can cook something as well, I am an excellent chef.